How about just dipping your toe in the water?

So hooking up with a stranger is a really big deal. There are diseases to worry about, unscrupulous types that might turn you up in a body bag some where... and then there is the troll in mommy's basement.

Why not join me in a naughty pen pal situation. No fears, no strings attached, just people who are horny and willing to help get each other off.